at the courthouse:
woman in the security line to enter the building: I wish this line would move faster. I have to be in divorce court at 9:30 and I DON'T want to be married to that man for another year.
my number called for the jury pool.
the judge speaking to me during the voie dire process when asked if I had any attorneys in my family: You're surrounded by lawyers.
the judge: We have our jury. (I was #9.)
the prosecuting attorney: The defendant is a drug dealer.
the defense attorney: The defendant is NOT a drug dealer.
the judge: go back and deliberate some more.
standing at the bus stop:
woman: I went trick-or-treating as a child and a woman put the witchcraft on me. I wanted to slap her but I knew I couldn't 'cause she was old. But now if I do something weird in a dream I know it's the witchcraft.
same woman: I think my boyfriend slept with his mother.
on Halloween:
Bug (as Woody right before we went trick-or-treating): I don't wanna wear the cowboy hat. I'm gonna wear the pirate hat and be Pirate Woody.
Bug's pal (as a T-Rex): Do police arrest dinosaurs?
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now I know why I have so many bad dreams.
ReplyDeletepssst. I need know: 'voie dire'?
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i need TO know. sigh.
ReplyDeleteWow, I need to listen to the world around me more often. Or maybe I shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteWow girl!
ReplyDeleteNow the real question, did you say yes they arrest dinosaurs.....just to make them behave?
ReplyDeleteHahaha! WOW!
ReplyDeleteOmagosh. That lady WAS CRAZY!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I rather like the idea of a Pirate Woody.
LOL! You stand around strange people...
ReplyDeleteThat woman at the bus stop is NUTS! Hahahahaha! The witchcraft...
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