I tip better if a waiter/waitress refers to me as "miss" rather than "ma'am."
I nearly polished off a full bag of frosted animal crackers before Bug knew they were in the house (see top confession above...).
I don't want to change my horoscope sign. I liked being a Libra all these years--balanced yet out of whack.
My mind tells me to exercise but the rest of my body doesn't move.
There are times I really miss the baby stage (as in Bug being a baby...not me). One thing I never miss about babyhood: changing crib sheets.