Years ago my nephew RP was in the car with me. He was quite a chatterbox so the car was never quiet. This is how the conversation went on this particular day:
RP: Mooie, you know how men have moustaches but women don't?
RP: Well, you have one.
I'm sure our outing ending quickly because if a 4-year-old tells you you've got that much facial hair and you're not on tour with a circus, it's best to take care of it immediately.
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PS. Happy 20th Birthday, RP! (Good grief...how did he get to be 20?)