Note to self:
On the next Target run DO NOT wear khaki pants and a red top (even if it's with a tank underneath). You look like a Target team member.
While I always feel the Target love and can probably steer a fellow guest in the direction of shower hooks, lunchboxes or dog treats as quickly as any Target team member, it's just not the same shopping experience when you're wearing the Target uniform. I suppose the biggest difference is that the Target employees leave the store with a paycheck and I inevitably give the bulk of mine to the cashier before I walk out the door.