Dear friends who are having babies soon,
I can't wait for your little ones to enter the world. I'm a good babysitter and can provide references. Feel free to call me when you want a break for yourself or a real honest-to-goodness night out. I'm your gal. I can come to your house or you can drop off. I aim to please and the price is perfect.
Spitting into the toilet to make bubbles isn't the same as peeing but nice try.
Dear Diaper makers,
Really, my son can't be the only nighttime super soaker in the world. How can your overnight diapers not last through the night? I'm tying to come up with other options...should I design my own uber-absorbent sponge diapers? Are there jammies made of wicking fabric so Bug can stay dry till morning (I saw online that this is available for people with nightsweats--so maybe there's hope)? Should I sleep with a pillow over my head and try to ignore the call of "Mommy, I'm wet" during the night? I welcome your thoughts.
Soaked and sleepy
Please send me a postcard from Jamaica. And remember to take sunscreen and plenty of diapers (especially for nighttime).
(Side note: Bug woke up this morning and told me he's going to Jamaica today.)
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