Where are you? Honestly, I've been waiting
The one who is about to reach for a Snickers
Dear Hair Follicles,
Gray, really? All of you? C'mon, give the girl a break...
Dear Anyone who wants to leave a comment,
I have a book to give away. If you want to win Marrying George Clooney, just leave a comment below. I'll pick a winner on Saturday. Really, how great is that title?
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